Movies You Must Watch in 2008

2008 is a great Year For Movies !

here is some of the Movies we are waiting for

1- StarTrek

The New Startrek Movie is by J.J Abrams , visit the official site from here

and click on the red dot, to see the Secret Signal Site

2- Machete

“They just f*cked with the wrong Mexican” , those who watched GrindHouse, Remember Machete , and They Know why They should see it

Click to see the Poster

Machete Poster

3- Rambo

For No other reason except to finish this Article

The Rambo Blood List

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Rambo Death List

4- 21

Since am a LasVegas Fan , this should be interesting

Based on the book Bringing Down the House, 21 is the fact-based story about six MIT students who were trained to become experts in card counting and subsequently took Vegas casinos for millions in winnings. I read the book a few years back, and this is a fascinating story which should play well on the big screen.

5- Hancock

Whats Not to Like !!!

Will Smith portrays an alcoholic superhero despised by everyone. A publicist (Bateman) helps rehabilitate him, and the superhero eventually begins an affair with the publicist’s wife (Theron).

6- Trailer Trash

An R-Rated feature film full of connected faux horror movie trailers. Eli Roth says he wants to make a film like “Monty Python and the Holy Grail,” which he considers “to be the greatest achievement in the history of cinema.” I, like many, really enjoyed the fake movie trailers which were attached to Grindhouse. And I’ve always been a fan of the short form film (ie short film) because if you don’t like it, just wait a few minutes and it will be over and another one will begin. Plus as Roth notes, you can make a trailer full of tentpole moments without all the exposition and connected story in between. Oh, and Roth’s Thanksgiving trailer was hilarious.

7-Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt

The follow-up to Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, follows Cohen’s third Da Ali G Show character Brüno, a gay Austrian TV reporter who interviews unsuspecting guests about topics such as fashion, entertainment, celebrities and homosexuality, with an emphasis on the latter as each interview progresses.

Also The List Include Iron Man , The Dark Knight , Choke , Babylon A.D. , Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull , Bond22

and Not to forget 1 Direct to DVD Stargate Movies (Stargate: Continuum ) and 2 Direct to DVD Futurama Movies ( Bender’s Game , The Beast with a Billion Backs )

Am sorry guys! This is the strAw that broke Alba3eer’s back!

So I do not know how to start this post! Actually do u remember the fight I had with Malik the little boy =) at that time he said something like be simple like yanal and s3d! No offence but I can not be that low man (bahhha this is I.M back again am just I.Ming on you guys!) Actually yea! I should be just like them!

Ok here is the story! I have some problems! Actually I just keep thinking about future! And when this future is too close I just feel very very very bad! Why? Actually I had this strict plan for my future! And actually stupidly enough I want it to be what I want! Just the same! So that what happened at tawjihi! At the end I was very confused! And I remember when we once went to eat from 3bood at the final exams; me, malik, yanal, s3d and haitham went to set in dwar elmadena! I said something about why I was waiting that much for tawjihi to end! The university will be just the same as the school!

I was overloading my self with thinking about future! So I made many stupid mistakes! I tried too many times to avoid my friends! So am sorry guys about the email I sent long time ago! But this is not the subject! Now that next semester am graduating 2nsha2 Allah! I did the same thing! It all started a year ago! I started to draw my future step by step! Each time I discovered that one of those steps will fail I would feel too bad for a couple of weeks! Then I proceed with another plan! The same thing happened to 7 plans! That was tiring! Man I just wake up to find my soul has aged way beyond my real age! To feel so tired and that a mountain is laying on my shoulders!

It happened that a little time ago one of my fellows (S3d actually) said something to me! It was like when Allah sent the crow for habeel when he killed his brother. I will not say it! So just like tawjihi! I will 2nsha2 Allah graduate with out any imagining my future! And actually I have changed my schedule for next semester to live my last semester and enjoy it as much as possible! (btw yanal Wednesdays will be brakes on my new schedule 2nsha2 Allah :p).

Actually one day I did not exist! I was nothing! Allah created me! So why am I so worried????

Goth who walks fiancée on a leash is banned by bus driver who told him: ‘No dogs allowed’

Given that she describes herself as a human pet – and is happy to walk around on a lead – Tasha Maltby is used to odd looks and even odder remarks.But nothing had prepared her for the reaction of the bus driver who allegedly told the self-styled Goth and her boyfriend: “We don’t let freaks and dogs like you on.”

Miss Maltby and her fiance Dani Graves were so angered they have complained to the bus company of being “victimised”.

See The Daily Mail for more… 

GothsGoing walkies: Dani Graves and girlfriend Tasha Maltby were allegedly barred from a bus

The happy play list …..

hey all,

so i think this is not a new idea, but it is better when a bunch of people do it together. The idea is to write down the songs which will make anyone feel better in case the person is feeling down. it is important to note that the songs should be happy, not more depressing. i am gonna start with few of my songs….get more, let us make a remarkable play list..

1) Beautiful Day – U2
2) Dream on – Aerosmith
3) Here comes the sun – The Beatles
4) Beat it – Michael Jackson

i will add some more later….write yours

Five Ways to Kill a Man

This Poem was recommended by a friend of mine , can you find the 5 hidden meanings (references) ??

title : Five Ways to Kill a Man
Poet : Edwin Brock

Five Ways to Kill a Man

There are many cumbersome ways to kill a man.
You can make him carry a plank of wood
to the top of a hill and nail him to it.
To do this properly you require a crowd of people
wearing sandals, a cock that crows, a cloak
to dissect, a sponge, some vinegar and one
man to hammer the nails home.

Or you can take a length of steel,
shaped and chased in a traditional way,
and attempt to pierce the metal cage he wears.
But for this you need white horses,
English trees, men with bows and arrows,
at least two flags, a prince, and a
castle to hold your banquet in.

Dispensing with nobility, you may, if the wind
allows, blow gas at him. But then you need
a mile of mud sliced through with ditches,
not to mention black boots, bomb craters,
more mud, a plague of rats, a dozen songs
and some round hats made of steel.

In an age of aeroplanes, you may fly
miles above your victim and dispose of him by
pressing one small switch. All you then
require is an ocean to separate you, two
systems of government, a nation’s scientists,
several factories, a psychopath and
land that no-one needs for several years.

These are, as I began, cumbersome ways to kill a man.
Simpler, direct, and much more neat is to see
that he is living somewhere in the middle
of the twentieth century, and leave him there.
Edwin Brock

Why You Should Hate Thomas Edison



Thomas Edison

What He’s Remembered For
Invented radio, microwaves, primitive radar systems, the lightbulb and electricity

Why You Should Hate Him
He did not invent the light bulb. Edison was not the smartest scientist around-not by a long shot. He did, however, hire a brilliant man named Nikola Tesla, who luckily was.

Tesla is responsible for radio, microwaves, primitive radar systems and the electricity we use today, which Edison gets credit for. The truth is that Edison hired Tesla to redesign his electrical generators. Tesla did, but when he asked for the $50,000 he was promised, Edison replied, and this is a direct quote, “Tesla, you don’t understand our American humor,” and paid him only in middle fingers.

Tesla quit and tried to strengthen his electrical discoveries in an effort to provide free energy for the entire world, but Edison and his thugs at General Electric devoted time not spent on stealing patents to making sure that the rest of the scientific community thought Tesla was crazy and dangerous. Tesla died alone and in serious amounts of debt. Edison died on a pile of money in a “Suck it, Tesla” T-shirt that he did not design.

and here is more information about Tesla

Tesla is said to have contributed in varying degrees to the establishment of robotics, remote control, radar and computer science, and to the expansion of ballistics, nuclear physics[8], and theoretical physics. In 1943, the Supreme Court of the United States credited him as being the inventor of the radio.

Contemporary biographers of Tesla have deemed him “the man who invented the twentieth century”and “the patron saint of modern electricity.”

Songs to share

hey guys,

these are three extra-awesome songs i know…listen and judge…but listen to the end …the songs are tagged from youtube, but if you want them i will send them …

first….Psyhco Killer by Talking Heads

second… army nation by White Stripes….(this is really famous)

third….Kids with Guns by Gorillaz

remember listen to the last second before you judge…these songs are out of usual …so give it a chance

10 things i hate about startrek

i’ve been a trikke  as long as i can remember, but somethings just doesnt make sense .. and they make me “feel”

10. Noisy doors.
You can’t walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building has automatic sliding doors. They’re dead silent. If those doors went “wheet!” every time a person walked through them, about once a month some guy in accounting would snap and go on a shooting rampage. Sorry Scotty, the IEEE has revoked your membership until you learn to master WD-40

9. The Federation.
This organization creeps me out. A planet-wide government that runs everything, and that has abolished money. A veritable planetary DMV. Oh sure, it looks like a cool place when you’re rocketing around in a Federation Starship, but I wonder how the guy driving a Federation dump truck feels about it?

And everyone has to wear those spandex uniforms. Here’s an important fact: Most people, you don’t want to see them in spandex. You’d pay good money to not have to see them. If money hadn’t been abolished, that is. So you’re screwed.

8. Reversing the Polarity.
For cripes sake Giordi, stop reversing the polarity of everything! It might work once in a while, but usually it just screws things up. I have it on good authority that the technicians at Starbase 12 HATE that. Every time the Enterprise comes in for its 10,000 hour checkup, they’ve gotta go through the whole damned ship fixing stuff. “What happened to the toilet in Stateroom 3?” “Well, the plumbing backed up, and Giordi thought he could fix it by reversing the polarity.”

Between Scotty’s poor lubrication habits and Geordi’s damned polarity reversing trick, it’s a wonder the Enterprise doesn’t just spontaneously explode whenever they put the juice to it.

7. Seatbelts.
Yeah, I know this one is overdone, but you’d think that the first time an explosion caused the guy at the nav station to fly over the captain’s head with a good 8 feet of clearance, someone would say, “You know, we might think of inventing some furutistic restraining device to prevent that from happening.” So of course, they did make something like that for the second Enterprise (the first one blew up due to poor lubrication), but what was it? A hard plastic thing that’s locked over your thighs. Oh, I’ll bet THAT feels good in the corners. “Hey look! The leg-bars worked as advertised! There goes Kirk’s torso!”

6. No fuses.
Every time there’s a power surge on the Enterprise the various stations and consoles explode in a shower of sparks and throw their seatbelt-less operators over Picard’s head. If we could get Giordi to stop reversing the polarity for a minute, we could get him to go shopping at the nearest Starship parts store and pick up a few fuses. And while he’s shopping, he could stop at an intergalactic IKEA and pick up a few chairs for the bridge personnel. If you’re going to put me in front of a fuseless exploding console all day, the least you could do is let me sit down.

5. Rule by committee.
Here’s the difference between Star Trek and the best SF show on TV last year:

Star Trek:

Picard: “Arm photon torpedoes!”
Riker: “Captain! Are you sure that’s wise?”
Troi: “Captain! I’m picking up conflicting feelings about this! And, it appears that you’re a ‘fraidy cat.”
Wesley: “Captain, I’m just an annoying punk, but I thought I should say something.”
Worf: “Captain, can I push the button? This is giving me a big Klingon warrior chubby.”
Giordi: “Captain, I think we should reverse the polarity on them first.”
Picard: “I’m so confused. I’m going to go to my stateroom and look


Captain: “Let’s shoot them.”
Crewman: “Are you sure that’s wise?”
Captain: “Do you know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I’ll BEAT YOU WITH until you realize who’s in command.”
Crewman: “Aye Aye, sir!”

4. A Star Trek quiz:
Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and ‘Ensign Gomez’ beam down to a planet. Which one isn’t coming back?

3. Technobabble.
The other night, I couldn’t get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child’s play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free.

2. The Holodeck.
I mean, it’s cool and all. But do you really believe that people would use it to re-create Sherlock Holmes mysteries and old-west saloons? Come on, we all know what the holodeck would be used for. And we also know what the worst job on the Enterprise would be: Having to squeegie the holodeck clean.

1. The Prime Directive.
How stupid is this? Remember when Marvin the Martian was going to blow up the Earth, because it obstructed his view of Venus? And how Bugs Bunny stopped him by stealing the Illudium Q36 Space Modulator? Well, in the Star Trek universe, Bugs would be doing time. Probably in a room filled with Roseanne lookalikes wearing spandex uniforms, walking through doors going WHEET! all day. It would be heck. At least until the Kaboom. The Earth-shattering Kaboom.

How stupid is this? Remember when Marvin the Martian was going to blow up the Earth, because it obstructed his view of Venus? And how Bugs Bunny stopped him by stealing the Illudium Q36 Space Modulator? Well, in the Star Trek universe, Bugs would be doing time. Probably in a room filled with Roseanne lookalikes wearing spandex uniforms, walking through doors going WHEET! all day. It would be heck. At least until the Kaboom. The Earth-shattering Kaboom.

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Insomnic Reborn

A body lacking rest

As tired as a dying star

The mind would wander of

To lands remote and far

The shakes obey a will

That shatters any sleep

An urge to scratch the wounds

that lie within so deep

Entombed inside a shell

Ignoring moon and sun

Discard a mortal life

Till God decides it’s done