A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and
have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl
announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go
out and make love for the first time
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d
like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first
time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets
his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!” The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to
say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes. The boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 10 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”
The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”