A teacher asks her class, “If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny.
“None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking.” Then Little Johnny says, “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
“The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on… but I like your thinking.”
To compensate for declining readership and profits, Chicago-based Playboy Enterprises Inc. is heading back to school to boost the bottom line in one of its biggest expansion efforts in years. Riding a wave of renewed popularity among consumers around the globe, Hugh Hefner’s Playboy empire is set to launch a sexy social networking site dedicated solely to college students, its latest online venture as it tries to reinvigorate its stagnant finances. The site, currently in beta, is called Playboy U and has similar features to those found on Facebook. “This is one brand that is relevant to 18 through 81-year-olds,” said Scott Stephen, executive vice president of operations for Playboy’s entertainment division. “We’re looking at this as a way to introduce and escort someone through their adult life.”
“It’s a very lucrative market,” said Michael Kelman, senior media analyst at Susquehanna Financial Group. “The college kids, they’re going to be better-educated and have higher disposable incomes. (But) it’s been a very, very tough audience to grab.” Although Playboy U bars nudity, the site leaves little to the imagination with pictures from the mansion’s “Midsummer Night’s Dream” party and message topics such as “What Do You Think About Penis Enlargement” and “How Many People Have You Slept With? To Lie or Not to Lie.” The site has instituted a college-only policy, which bars anyone without an e-mail address ending in .edu from joining; additionally Playboy U says it will boot any university faculty, staff or alumni or other non-students that it discovers on the site. “Your little brother can’t get in. Your little sister can’t get in. Nor can your mother and father,” Stephen said.
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hello guys, i know my joke credibilty is down, but i will keep posting hopeing that one of them are actually funny by jordanian standards, since mine been changed so i can adapt here. here it goes:
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he’d first had sex.
“It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours,” Clem recalled.
“That sounds wonderful,” said Jed.
“Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.”
“Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?”
to all the cuties in 7ejab…..
i deddicate this poem..
btw writter unknown but still a good one …
You look at me and call me oppressed,
Simply because of the way I’m dressed,
You know me not for what’s inside,
You judge the clothing I wear with pride
My body’s not for your eyes to hold,
You must speak to my mind, not my feminine mold,
I’m an individual, I’m no mans slave,
It’s Allahs pleasure that I only crave
I have a voice so I will be heard,
For in my heart I carry His word,
“O ye women, wrap close your cloak,
So you won’t be bothered by ignorant folk
Man doesn’t tell me to dress this way,
It’s a Law from God that I obey,
Oppressed is something I’m truly NOT,
For liberation is what I’ve got
It was given to me many years ago,
With the right to prosper, the right to grow,
I can climb moutains or cross the seas,
Expand my mind in all degrees
or God Himself gave us LIB-ER-TY,
When He sent Islam,
To You and Me!
Text is boring! But sexy women moaning your IP is hot! A new twist on an old concept. It’s fun, but practical! You get your IP in a sexy way.
moan your IP
here is this new game , and am proud to announce that the production is from Here Jordan , and more the company Quirkat (http://www.quirkat.com/) , is operating inside the incubators of EHSC (EL Hassan scientific city) , and i know the owner of it 🙂
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this is another DuGG
I wonder if the little girl still gets flashbacks from this event!!!