kkk preacher, a joke taken from another forum

The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation

has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible

lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am

embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party

who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this

Christian family!”

No one moved.

The preacher continued, ” Do you not have the nerve to face me and

admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in

our heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your

transgression!”

Again all was quiet.

Slowly a “drop dead” gorgeous blonde with a body that would not

stop rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice

quivered as she spoke.

“Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan.
I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets.”

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22 thoughts on “kkk preacher, a joke taken from another forum

  1. my comment on the orignal forum that:

    this joke made me want to meat the girl, for some reason she sound like awesome

    p.s: should i leave this joke since it has some 18+ suggestions?

  2. I’m getting slow here.. why can’t I understand what’s funny about this joke? Why is it so long when it’s all about the last line? It reminds me of that fallen board in the basketball court joke.

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  6. Hi. I on numerous occasions scan this forum. This is the oldest period undisputed to ask a topic.
    How numberless in this forum are references progressive behind, artful users?
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  7. As i understood from Simple Semunsus that the poeple comment QUESTIONS on very old posts, and he is wondering why people ask questions in old posts, because usually old posts are deserted.

    not sure if that what he meant. I barely understand half of what he said

    Can I bank all the fact that there is? what that means?

    well, if ya scan this forum again, tell us please.

  8. Ya shabab
    Simplesemunsus
    is a bot
    and i approved it to see if you can catch an automated message or not
    and it seems NOT

  9. well, if we see something for the first time, how u expect us to know what it is? maybe now we will be able to catch them better. it is like the neural network thing which learns by examples.

  10. if a retarded comment is the indication of a bot , then i should be labeled as a spambot..
    sneaky SeverO with his IT jokes -.-

  11. the bot sends that message
    because the spam system installed blocks any comments from an unknown person with a link in the comment and rank it as a SPAM
    so what the bot did was first send a comment, a gernal comment, since the bot doesnt understand the article, send a general comment, get it approved, thus the bot will be ranked as safe, and then it will start the SPAM, 🙂 with links
    i did found it , and blocked iit, an then am like lets test it on ur guys 😛
    soon we need someone of u to stepup to admin the blog, and i need someone soon ?

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