From The Bar to your Bed

Thiscomedy with Billy Bob Thornton came online Yesterday. I think it’s a very lame movie, perfect for seeing in a quiet midday. So i saw it today since i have nothing to do and fulfill my free time

In “School for Scoundrels,” Jon Heder plays Roger, a beleaguered New York City meter maid who is plagued by anxiety and low self-esteem. In order to overcome his feelings of inadequacy, Roger enrolls in a top-secret confidence-building class taught by the suavely underhanded Dr. P (Billy Bob Thornton). Aided by his assistant, Lesher (Michael Clarke Duncan), Dr. P uses unorthodox, often dangerous methods, but he guarantees results: Employ his techniques and you will unleash your inner lion.

Surrounded by a band of misfit classmates – Walsh (Matt Walsh), who’s dying to move out of mother’s basement; Diego (Horatio Sanz), a punching bag for his hen-pecker of a wife; and Eli (Todd Louiso), a shy guy just looking for female companionship – Roger’s confidence grows and he makes his way to the head of the class, even finding the courage to ask out his longtime crush, Amanda (Jacinda Barrett). But Roger quickly discovers that star students have a way of catapulting Dr. P’s competitive side into high gear. Soon enough, the teacher sets out to infiltrate and destroy Roger’s personal and professional life. Nothing is off limits for Dr. P, not even the object of Roger’s affection. In order to show Amanda Dr. P’s true colors, Roger must rally his new friends and find a way to beat the master at his own game.

Rating: ( L ) LAME

Genre: Comedy
IMDB Rating: 5.7/10 (1,156 votes)
Directed by: Todd Phillips
Starring: Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Heder, Jacinda Barrett
DVD Release Date: 13.02.2007

Links: IMDB, Trailer, Homepage

tawjihi made me (she5)

tawjihi really sux…. every one tell me that i will miss this year ….( i don’t think so) its an annoying year that make your age less by 50%…..i realized now why prophets lived 4 ages…the answer cuse they did’t have this tawjihi…and the most imprtant thing that every one now (bsale o bsoom) and every one started @ tawjehi… so tawjehi is sabeel la el da3weh el 2salmeh ….. hehe

Band of the Week

All American Rejects

**Something is wrong with either my IE or the sever. I just can’t post a pic*

Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall everyone stands
Another day and you’ve had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold

Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along

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Radiohead is the band of the year 2006
I’m just locked in memories with this band

Death Note Opening Theme – the WORLD

I stoped watching Animi Long time ago, but i found those TV shows that worth to watch

The first is .Hack , and the 2nd is Death Note, here is Death Note Opening theme

you can downloaded it here

Or listen to it in the Audio Player

[audio:the WORLD.mp3]

the WORLD

Vocals: Nightmare

Within the spreading darkness, we exchanged vows of revolution
An evil flower that sprouted because it was loved
Because I can’t let anyone interfere
With everything that’ll come about from now on

The future that the fruit told me of
The city that has forgotten reasoning
The present time is distorted black
Dreams, turn into ideals

Why? Am I a broken Messiah?
Everyone wished for a “finale”…

Within the spreading darkness, we exchanged vows of revolution
An evil flower that sprouted because it was loved
I can’t let anyone interfere
With everything that’ll come about from now on

Someday, I’ll show you
A shining sky

Why? Am I a broken Messiah?
Everyone dreamt of a “paradise”…

Within the spreading darkness, we exchanged vows of revolution
An evil flower that sprouted because it was loved
I can’t let anyone interfere
With everything that’ll come about from now on

Someday, I’ll show you
A shining world
the WORLD
Vocals: Nightmare

Hirogaru yami no naka kawashiatta kakumei no chigiri
Aishita yue ni mebaeta aku no hana
Kore kara saki otozureru de arou subete o
Dare ni mo jamasaseru wake ni wa ikanai kara

Kajitsu ga tsugeta mirai
Risei o wasureta machi
Kuroku yuganda ima o
Yume, risou ni kaeru

Doushite? Boku wa kowareta meshia?
Dare mo ga nozonda “owari” o…

Hirogaru yami no naka kawashiatta kakumei no chigiri
Aishita yue ni mebaeta aku no hana
Kore kara saki otozureru de arou subete o
Dare ni mo jamasaseru wake ni wa ikanai

Itsuka boku ga misete ageru
Hikarikagayaku sora o

Doushite? Boku wa kowareta meshia?
Dare mo ga yumemita “rakuen” o…

Hirogaru yami no naka kawashiatta kakumei no chigiri
Aishita yue ni mebaeta aku no hana
Kore kara saki otozureru de arou subete o
Dare ni mo jamasaseru wake ni wa ikanai

Itsuka boku ga misete ageru
Hikarikagayaku sekai o
the WORLD
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How to Become a Vampire

Vampirism, or the practice of drinking human blood, dates all the way back to ancient Greece (even earlier, by some accounts). If you wish to become a bloodsucker, here’s some advice you can sink your teeth into.

 

Instructions

 

  • STEP 1:Find another vampire and let him or her bite you. Employ the swiftest, easiest and most painful method.
  • STEP 2: Become an evildoer and die in a state of sin. Note, however, that this technique (which comes from France and Greece) is not very plausible; there would be millions of beasts roaming the streets as we speak.
  • STEP 3: Have an undead person gaze at your pregnant wife or yourself, if you happen to be expecting. Employing this method will not help you change into a vampire, but it may change your unborn into one.
  • STEP 4: Chronically lie to your parents or die without being baptized. (Note that these ways can’t be very credible either.)
  • STEP 5: Instruct your father to scream this at you in anger: “May the ground reject thee!” Having yourself cursed in this or another way by your parents could turn you into a fanged one after death.
  • STEP 6: Gobble up a sheep that was killed by a wolf and eventually, you’ll become a bloodsucker.
  • STEP 7: Travel back in time to the Greece of several centuries ago, where people who were excommunicated from the church were considered good vampire candidates.
  • STEP 8: Come down with chorea (a disease associated with uncontrolled twitching).
  • STEP 9: Ask your descendants to make a cat leap over your body when you’ve reached the hereafter.
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    Tips & Warnings

     

  • Remember not to smile too much once you’ve undergone your transformation. Be certain the unwitting aren’t forewarned by your fangs.
  • لو .. حرف اقتناع لاقتناع !

    الصفحة رقم ( 923 ) في كتاب الياسمين

    ( الصفحة الأخيرة )

    ( لو كنتِ كالأخريات

    وكنتُ أنا عابرا في الطريقْ

    مالتقينا على مفرق المفردات

    وسكبنا على القارئينَ الرحيقْ )

    ***

    أنتِ يا قبلةَ السحرِ يا ( مَلكانَ ) القصيدةِ

    يا طفلة الروحِ

    كيف تنامينَ بعدي ..!

    آخر الدمع يجدي ..!؟

    غصَّةُ الليل بالذكرياتِ

    برودةُ كلِّ ( الكبائنِ )

    حمْقُ السجائرِ

    رائحة الَنَفَسِ المتخثِّر فوق شفاةِ الهواتفِ عندي ..!

    وآخر عهدي ..!

    تمرَّغتُ بالريحِ طفتُ على شرفات النساءِ ..

    تساءلتُ

    منكنَّ تعرفُ صمتي ؟

    وتجهلُ موتي ؟!

    منكنَّ عنوانُ كل الحكايا التي تتهجَّى بصوتي ؟!

    منكنَّ تحمل ساعاتها وتسير الطريقَ المؤدي إلى البالِ …

    قطَّعنَ أيديهنَّ وقلنَ بصوتٍ شحيحٍ ..( سلاما عليها )

    فهل كنَّ يعرفنَ أن البدايةَ مثلُ النهايةِ

    لاشيءَ غير ضميرِ المخاطبِ يجهلُ أسماءهنَّ

    ويلهجُ ( أنتِ ) !

    ***

    سلامًا عليكِ ..

    ولو كنتِ كالأخرياتِ حملتُ كتاب القصائد نحو النجوم وحيدا ..!

    جلست هناك على مقعد الغيمِ وابتعتُ حلم العيونِ وعدتُ سعيدا

    سلاما عليكِ ولو كنتِ كالأخرياتِ

    لما أغلق الليلُ بابي بوجه الصباحِ

    وظل يبايعني لونه فجرعهري

    ولو كنتِ كالأخرياتِ لما انشقَّ صدري

    وفوَّضتُ أمري

    لأنثى أقّلبها فوق جمر اتكالي عليكِ

    وأذكار شعري ..!

    سلاما عليكِ

    متى شئتِ عودي إلى قريتي غصنَ ليمونةٍ

    أو عصافير أمي الحزينةْ

    متى شئتِ عودي منعَّمةً في شقائق وجهي

    وجدران تلك المدينةْ

    تمدُّ الغصون لنافذتي ثم تأوي لرقيا أمينةْ

    سلاما عليكِ

    متى شئتِ عودي ولو ياسمينةْ ..!

    ***

    لو كنتِ كالأخرياتِ

    وكنتُ من الآخرينْ

    لما امتزج الشعر بالياسمينْ ..!

    لما فرقَّتنا المواقف مابين حزنكِ مني

    ومابين أني حزينْ !

    لما غادرتنا المساءتُ نحو الشوارعِ فارغةً مثل صدري

    وخائفة مثل عينيك في آخر الليلِ تجتاحها رعشات الحنينْ

    لو أننا لم نكن نفهم الأرض حين تدورُ

    ونفهمُ طفل القصيدة كيف يثورُ

    ونعلم أن غدا لايجيءُ كما نقتفيهْ

    أنتِ قنديلُ تيهْ !

    وأنا كالمساء الذي يجمعُ الساهرين لكأساته ثم يتركهم

    وحدهم ويطيرُ إلى نجمةٍ تهجرُ الليلَ كي لاتضيءَ ولا تشتهيهْ

    لو كنتِ كالأخرياتْ

    وكنت من الآخرينْ

    لما ودعتنا السنينْ

    ولا آثر الشعر أوجاعنا بعد حينْ

    ولا عرف الناس من بعدنا زمن الطيبينْ ..!

    ***

    (وداعًا إلى يوم أن يبعثَ الله قلبًا جديدًا

    وأنثى تصلّي لشاعرها لايحاسبها ربُّها

    ومكانًا تعيش النوارسُ فيه من الآمنينْ ! )

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