Band of the Week

Breaking Benjamin

It’s only been lately that I’ve been introduced to them. Nice band, good looks, faggy subjects, the constant redundancy suggested by their you-don’t-have-to-understand-what-we-just-said theme is quite tempting. See “Diary of Jane”, “Breath” and “Blow me away”

I see nothing in your eyes, and the more I see the less I like.

Is it over yet, in my head?

I know nothing of your kind, and I won’t reveal your evil mind.

Is it over yet? I can’t win.

What can possibly attract you to a MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game)

The social part of such games is always ignored. Let me prove to you why an online “Solitaire” game would be nice:

These are whispers I got from different peeps all over my gameplay that were so funny I can never possibly forget them:

-“Brb, need to babysit my sister’s dog. She’s going to weewee”

-“My mom dropped a plate of Spaghetti on my head by mistake. Now I’ll stink till Friday’s shower…”

-“My gf wants to give the game a try.. *sigh* Good luck all with your real lives and the game. I’m gonna quit”

-“Yeti?” I answered “sorry, what?” he whispered “Why would you possibly want a yeti?”

-“My mom always go to bed before me”

“To make it warm?”

“Nah, she just makes it smell better”

-I whispered some guildmaster “Are you currently recruiting shamans?”

“sure”

“Cool! what do I have to do to get in?”

“Well, you have to like long beach walks, enjoy guild showers, have a decent healing gear and do me an IRL (in real life) lap dance”

“err..ty, just decided to delete the shaman”

-“Can my mother come to the raid?”

“Sure, what’s her class?”

“She’s a milk vending machine!”

-“What are we raiding tonight?”

“Battoussai’s house probably”

– Raidleader: “Why did you have to go brb when we have already pulled Onyxia?”

Senn: “Err… I was wanking?”

Raidleader: “And how come Angelic knew about this? OMG… get the fuck out of my guild!”

– some random guy on the trade channel: “WTB (want to buy) a mother! Preferably with 2 strong sons”

-Chatting on Teamspeak with a nice 45 yrs old lady in the UK. She plays world of warcraft and has 2 kids:

“Finally, I can now raid after 12 o’clock”

“Nice, what happened?”

“I put my children in a daycare center”

“You chose world of warcraft over your kids?!!”

“No, they chose the day care center over me!”

-Daffy: “Paintotem, you got my father invited to the guild?!”

Me: “Yes, glad to have him here”

Daffy: “He’ll get us all wtfpwned mate. He’s a freaking noob!”

2 minutes later Guild message of the day read:”No alts or fathers are allowed into the guild”

Me: “Sorry Bigzeus, it’s the rulez”

Bigzeus: “Tom, me and you are going anal tonight!”

>>Bigzeus has been kicked out of the guild by Paintotem<<

– Some boss called Ragnaros yells some stuff when we summon it. It goes like:

Ragnaros: “Too Soon! You have awakened me too soon, Executus.”

Some guy in the raid: “That’s not what your sister said when we did her last night!”

-“Can you give me 3 minutes? Dog has been out and somehow she stepped on her own dump and has been walking around the house”

-Back at my hunter we had a 12 yrs old girl as the only druid in the guild. Both her father and her mother also played the game. her name was lydia:

Me: “Mark, can u please make Lydia get on her druid? We’re already 15 minutes late for the raid”

Father (Mark): “Nope, She’s grounded”

Me: “C’mooooon, we really need to do UBRS today! What did you ground her for?”

Father: “She ninjad the Zulian headress (some item) from me and when me and Jane (her mother) were trying to make her give back the item she called us noobs!”

– Some random low lvl whispered me: “Can you give me some gold plz?”

Me: “Nope”

Him: “You ************************************” to my surprise it was all kinds of curses but in arabic!

Me: “-.- I’m from Jordan”

him: “Take 5 gold and not report me?”

-Pogo: “I need to get a speed hax software for the game”

Mathos: “You can get banned in the game for that”

Me: “Anyone knows where I can download a free Adobe photoshop from?”

Mathos: “Mate!! You can get banned in real life for that!!”

-Lxyz: “Pisst.. I will give you 20gold if you give me the note (50cent4life)”

Me: “Sorry..that’s against my religion!”

– “Kawwai goes back in time and molests your childhood!”

-“No dude, you are the homo!”

-While raiding past midnight and all the guys are going sleepy..:

“Why did the small girl want to cross the road?”

“Please tell us, Lyrical”

“Because she wanted to get to the other side!”

“That does it.. Lyrical is banned from my life and ofc out of the raid”

>>Lyrical has been kicked out of the raid<<

>>Lyrical has been kicked out of the guild by Battoussai<<

Many many more things that are total fun and ofc much funnier while still fresh and when you have a basic understanding of how the game works. The most impressive ones are a little too offensive to be posted here.. email me and I will share them with you ūüėÄ

10 reasons why I should quit life

1- It’s boring anyways

2- Today is the same as yesterday with a partial change in temperature

3- The best guild in my world of warcraft realm got disbanded 5 days after I joined them

4- I quit DotA too and DotA >>> Life so..

5- I hate what I’m studying

6- I never “did” it, which makes me wonder if I should wait a little bit more

7- My maintenance costs are pretty high considering the community average

8- Life is boring

9- I don’t even care if I shouldn’t quit it so that adds to me quitting it but then I can’t care less about quitting it so….errrm….Let me think about this a little bit more

10- I know you..

 

Microsoft-lifequitter-reasons-counter:

“10/92658925 reasons acquired

Need 92658915 more reasons to initiate self-destruction sequence”

smoking

i’ve had this revelation because i always take the bus, it’s full of smoke, i hate smoking. in fact, i think smokers should die (or be killed, if i can get away with it) because they are killing me with their disgustiing fumes. in the future ( GOD willing) when i have all the money i need, i was thinking of investing with haytham in a hospital that only treats non smokers, because if they are throwing away their health and contaminating the society, they should not live at all.

p.s: anyone who disagrees with me is a dumbass.

p.p.s: the above does not apply to you haytham, nor you seelawi nor you saad, actually, it’s just you malik.

i feel my time is up. i have incredible neck aches, so [yanal hugs and kisses everyone wherever they want it, tongues malik and wishes he had more “alone time” with him].

Band of the Week

REDNEX!!

Not so impressive as an overall band but their single “Cotton Eyed Joe” is so freaking irresistable. I will try to upload it somewhere on the site. You probably know the song or have heard it somewhere. It’s only yesterday that I got to know who sings it. Enjoy!

If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’ld been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe

He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
and left only men cause of Cotton-Eye Joe

Don’t-care smilies

I’ve been taking a new approach on how to understand the meaning of the smilies typically used by peeps. Let’s take a look at some examples. The upcoming smilies are used by me as serial answers to someone talking about some boring thingy:

-.-¬†¬†¬† “I look like I care?”

: )¬†¬†¬† “Does he think that I care?!”

ūüėĬ†¬†¬†¬†“LOL! He really thinks that I care”

>: (¬† “That’s it, I really don’t care”

:O¬†¬†¬† “OMG!! I’m starting to care”

Oo¬†¬†¬† “So weird and¬†interesting.. I’m calling the care-police in a second”

XD¬†¬†¬† “LOL at those who would care about this”

:S¬†¬†¬†¬† “Care-confused”

: /¬†¬†¬†¬† “Member in the carebears club”

<3¬†¬†¬†¬† "I'd love to care.. I just can't" : P¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† "Has nothing to do with caring. Just an ordinary tongue-teasing smily" >.>¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†“Look there..someone is caring on the ground!”

>.<¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† "Angry >>> I can care less tbh”

@>-|–¬†¬†¬†¬† “I just love you. Doesn’t mean that I care though”

 

and finally I couldn’t care less if this thread is interesting, easily-understood or makes any sense. Call 911 and ask for the care deprtment and report me.

Quotes

Post your favorite quotes here. Make sure you mention who you’re quoting and¬†a good reason why we’d care to know what he/she/it said so.¬†Got past some nice ones that I was afraid I would forget so here are some:

– “Everyone has the right to be stupid but you, my sir, are abusing the privilege!”¬†¬†¬† Anonymous – DotA Forums

– “I do what I please and I please those I do”¬†¬†¬†¬† Gillian – SIN guild forums

– “Time does strange things to those that use it as a form of currency”

– ” In your rush to glory, you assumed that the pace of the game revolved around your actions. Can you even fathom how preposterous that sounds to a being like me? A being that if so inclined could cause your own insignificant thoughts to crush the peanut sized mass of grey matter floating within your skull.”

– “In this world where time is your enemy, it is my greatest ally. This grand game of life that you think you play in fact plays you. To that I say‚Ķ Let the games begin!”

 Last three quotes are by: Lord Victor Nefarius, Lord of Blackwing lair РWorld of Warcraft

– “Life is brief and so is glory.. Only death lasts forever!”¬†¬† Cadavre – Quake III

– “The snake can’t strike but once against the quick of hand”¬†¬†¬† Xaero – Quake III

– “If knowledge is power then to be unknown is to be unconquerable” Yanal – High Blondie of the Chromatic Flight

– “Shit happens, and when it does I always happen to be around”¬†¬† Me

– “Non-laggy internet connections are as legendary as¬†hot chicks¬†who don’t have self-esteem issues”¬†¬† Some Finnish friend of mine unsatisfied with his ISP

– “Keep your forked tongue locked behind your teeth.. I did not fight doom and death to listen to your bullshit!”¬† Yanal – High Blondie of the Chromatic Flight (this was written on my notebook as Yanal was waiting me for like 2hours to finish some lab. This was originally¬†taken¬†from the script of Lord of the Rings with some modifications added by Yanal”

– “We need a foot-ass-iologist here!” Eric Foreman – That 70’s show

 

Please keep bumping this thread..

Gods Gonna Cut You Down

 

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God’ll cut you down
Sooner or later God’ll cut you down
Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler,
The gambler,
The back biter
Tell ’em that God’s gonna cut ’em down
Tell ’em that God’s gonna cut ’em down
Well my goodness gracious let me tell you the news
My head’s been wet with the midnight dew
I’ve been down on bended knee talkin’ to the man from Galilee
He spoke to me in the voice so sweet
I thought I heard the shuffle of the angel’s feet
He called my name and my heart stood still
When he said, “John go do My will!”
Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler,
The gambler,
The back biter
Tell ’em that God’s gonna cut ’em down
Tell ’em that God’s gonna cut ’em down
You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God’ll cut you down
Sooner or later God’ll cut you down
Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin’ in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What’s done in the dark will be brought to the light
You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God’ll cut you down
Sooner or later God’ll cut you down
Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler,
The gambler,
The back biter
Tell ’em that God’s gonna cut you down
Tell ’em that God’s gonna cut you down
Tell ’em that God’s gonna cut you down